Wanted (Employment Ad)

Ok, so I had to laugh and then post this. This was on themercury.com (our local newspaper online) today:

EMPLOYMENT Opportunity: Rapidly expanding health care clinic looking for front desk receptionist with six arms, six legs and the ability to do 12 things at once. No experience necessary, we will train. Computer skills a plus. Send Resumes to: (address and phone number were listed).

Having worked at a doctor's office I know how true this is.